If you’re like me and have had to buckle down at home during this COVID-19 pandemic, you’re probably not seeing much of anyone, including your significant other.
We’re all just looking for little things to pass the time and spark some joy in a time where things can look pretty bleak. I never thought I’d say this, but there’s only so much Netflix binge watching and Instagram scrolling one person can take!
But have no fear, if you feel like you’ve run out of things to do, check out this list of 20 things you can do if you’re bored! There’s sure to be something on that list that you’ve yet to try.
Of course spending time communicating with your significant other or the guy/gal that you were seeing before social distancing came into effect is time well spent as well! Whether you’ve taken up daily video chatting with them or are just staying up to date on the riveting events happening inside your homes via texting, I conjured up a list of funny, and sometimes cute, dating and relationship quotes you can send their way! If there’s one thing that I’m pretty confident in, it’s that spreading a little bit of love and humour can improve our moods drastically!
“Relationships are a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.” - unknown
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” - Will Ferrell
I can totally confirm that yelling at your computer while it takes its sweet time to load a page is not a cute look. Take notes.
"Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." - Chelsea Handler
"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." - Chris Rock
"I can't make you love me, but I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75." - Rob Delaney
“I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.” - Mindy Kaling
“It’s the 21st century. I don’t need an alpha male to protect me. I don’t need a big, strong man to fight off a tiger. I need a geek who can get my naked photos off the cloud.” - Whitney Cummings
“It’s probably not love if you don’t press your face to the toilet seat after they’ve used it to feel their warmth.” - Rob Delaney
“If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.” - Unknown
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.“ - Jules Renard
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.“ - Groucho Marx
“True love is singing karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.” - Mindy Kaling
“Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.” - Bob Ettinger
“I love love, and I’m very hopeful and was raised on all the fairy tales everyone else had. I just noted that everyone’s mom was dead and real princesses get beheaded, so I just have a more realistic take on it.”— Amy Schumer
“Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.” - Fran Lebowitz
“The Venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.” - John Green
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.“ - Joan Crawford
“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.” - Jarod Kintz
“When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love.” - Robert Fulghum
